ABOUT

Q: "JUST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?"

A: I go under the arcane pseudonym "lemonzzz" to the unwashed masses of the interweb, but my real name is Fatgrass "The Weatherman" Dopetoker. I am an undertaker of just about any creative outlet I can be bothered to learn, and enjoy film, graphic design and writing in particular. My graphic work can be found in the Gallery.

Q: "What are your favorite THINGS?"

A: Please consult the list.

Swag

Hoes

Money

Clothes

Funny

Bros

Runny nose

Finding purpose in watching homeless street fights

Donald Trump's performance in Home Alone 2

Q: "You NEVER paid me BACK my MONEY."

A: That isn't a question. Even if it was, I'm 20 dollars short of debt and my bum leg keeps acting up on me. Please show mercy.

Q: "How did you know where to FIND ME?"

A: We are everywhere.

Q: "How many FINGERS am I HOLDING UP?"

A: I lost my eyesight roughly 6 seconds after publishing this website. This is an incredibly insensitive question to ask me.

Q: "How much TIME do I have LEFT?"

A: Not enough. Get out there and try something.

Q: "Would you ever LIE to ME?"

A: If I said no, would I be lying?